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Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂 Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly ( with a smile on their hearts). You'll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. Enjoy! I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
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The funniest butt jokes 1. What did the butt cheeks say after being sick of the nonsense? We can stop this crap. 2. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks. 3. What has two butts and kills people? An assassin. 4. What do you call a zombie's butt? A dead end. 5. What do you call a ghost's butt? Boo-ty. Photo by David Em/Humor Living.
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"I never trust a flat butt - they're always up to something." "My butt is so big, it has its own gravitational pull. I call it 'Butt Force'." "A wise man once said, 'If at first you don't succeed, shake your butt and try again.'" "I'm not saying my butt is magical, but every time I sit down, a unicorn appears."
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Dusty Rhodes. If you do what you love, you're going work your butt off every day. Johny Hendricks. I'm not trying to be this cool girl. If you're trying to be something you're not, it's slowly going to bite you in the butt. Bella Hadid. Be different, stand out, and work your butt off. Reba McEntire.
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Want to be a musician? Learn an instrument. Do you want to be the next Cris Angel? Go to magic School and learn a spell. Want to be a smartass? Use hilarious smartass quotes; it's that easy. Just be warned, not everyone will welcome these quotes with open arms. These quotes are not from Corinthians 13: 4-8, and it is most likely not a wedding.
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Funny Quotes 1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the.
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THEY CAN'T GET AWAY THIS TIME.". - Lewis B Puller. "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.". - Steve Jobs. "Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.". - Henry Rollins. "When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone.
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Life is about creating yourself.". - George Bernard Shaw. "It takes skill to be real.". - Tupac Shakur. "You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.". - Beverly Sils. "A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.".
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The old famous. " I'd agree with you, but then we both be wrong " Is a classic. 9. Please crawl back out of my life. Never say this to a woman, she will straight up kill you for that smart ass quote. 10. The lowest of the low. When you want to say to someone they are so low it's even lower than the rock bottom. 11.
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1. "I always say 'Morning' instead of 'Good Morning,' because if it was a good morning, I would still be in my bed and not talking to people." 2. "Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance." 3. "Face your problems, don't Facebook them." 4.
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Charles Shulz. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.". - George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
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1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark." 2. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life ." 3..